What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.