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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)