What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.

Description Jokes More Description Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.