What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Description Jokes More Description Jokes

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.