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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.

Description Jokes More Description Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.