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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.

Description Jokes More Description Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING: