GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
Some people think God is real.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
