What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Cobalt Jokes More Cobalt Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.