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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Cobalt Jokes More Cobalt Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY