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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Cobalt Jokes More Cobalt Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY