What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.