What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY