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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium