What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad