What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.