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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!