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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!