How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.