How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!