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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!