How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why did Paul Walker die?

His name wasn't Paul Driver.

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!