Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

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What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.