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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Real Dad Jokes More Real Dad Jokes

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad