What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad