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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

Real Dad Jokes More Real Dad Jokes

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad