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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad