What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad