What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself.

Real Dad Jokes More Real Dad Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad