What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad