What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text