What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.