What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)