What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!