What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.