Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!