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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!