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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do all them scrub gamers live?

Pleblos

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!