What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.