What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.