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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus?

Montana.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.