Because Missouri loves company
Minesoda
Denial. Myself included.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
To cross the border into Canada.
Because he was shellfish.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
To show the opossum it could be done.
Discover.
Because his family had stock in the company.