Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!