Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.