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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.