Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

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What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company