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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.