Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.