Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!