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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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How does Al Gore spell potato?

T-A-T-E-R.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y