What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.