What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)