What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!