What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion