What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

How is a hailstone like an onion?

They are both whitish and have layers