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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.