No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
The posters
A church bell peals from the steeple.
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
With a pair of Caesars.
You cut *Juan* out.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
A start.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
