No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
People can Voat.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
My donation check to the orphanage.
With a pair of Caesars.
With a square Dance!
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
A start.