What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.