No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
An Atari 2600 has more game.
Marshmallows
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Guacamole.
Little Caesars.
In the onion ring!
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
A start.
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.