No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
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Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
A child with pitchfork in his back
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
