No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
There's a vas deferens.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Stop crying and viper your nose!
Guacamole.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
