What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.