No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Because all his friends Argon.
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
The line at KFC.
Guacomole.
Teargas
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
A start.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
