What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.