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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."