What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!