What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.