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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment