What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.