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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.