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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Bird Flu Jokes More Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!