What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.