What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.