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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment