How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".