What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!