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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!