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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

Turn Rachmanin off.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.