Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

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How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender