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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.