Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.