Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.