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Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son