You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
His lips are moving
Because the pee is silent.
Would you like fries with that?
A salt rifle.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
A pizza can feed a family.
Winnie the Philosopooh
Just pay for your pizza.
Add 24 carrots
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
This isn't a good joke.
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
