Philosophy Student Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.