Philosophy Student Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?