Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call a homeless college student?

A philosophy major

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything