A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
A sic joke
There is writing on the White-out.
A fried Chicken leg
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
They go off on tangents.
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
Just pay for your pizza.
A table can support itself
A pizza can feed a family.
NOICE!!!!
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
