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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'