How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.