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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

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How was my soup?

Souperb.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup