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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.