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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.