What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure.

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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Where are otters from?

Otter space!

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.