What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

What did one otter say to the other otter?

Otter you up to?