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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

Where are otters from?

Otter space!

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.