What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.