What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"