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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.