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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

Where are otters from?

Otter space!

What do you call a band of otters!?

Otterpop