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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.