What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.