What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.