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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal