What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.