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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst