What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Usain Bolt Jokes More Usain Bolt Jokes

What is brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off