What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

He was hit by a bus

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Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*