What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy