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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What is brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*