Station Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*