Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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Ready steady glow!

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Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.