Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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Gotta go fast!

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.