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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.