Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit