Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.