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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!