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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Lacist Jokes More Lacist Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Skinhead Jokes More Skinhead Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.