Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.