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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.