Velcro Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.