Velcro Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.