What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher