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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

Flow Jokes More Flow Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.