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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Flow Jokes More Flow Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.