MC Escher
To slow down speeding geese!
Good karma.
Because an itch in time saves nine.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Because he was going *to fast*!
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.
He needed to have an Even Flow.
Current.