Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Flow Jokes More Flow Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.