Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Flow Jokes More Flow Jokes

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.