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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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The loser was 'thore'

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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Batman!

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Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

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Because his flows were so sick.

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher