What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.