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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!