Slow Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Slow swimmers.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What a group of musical chemists called?

Butane Clan

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats