Slow Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Flow Jokes More Flow Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.