Slow Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

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What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

Kim Jong-deux

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Slow Child Jokes More Slow Child Jokes

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.