Slow Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Slow Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Love

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

What are goosebumps for?

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Birthday State of Mind

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

What's the hurry?

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

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What do you call a group of dogs?

What do you call a group of cars?

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Did you hear the news?

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

What do you mean he's your half son?

What has four legs but can't walk?

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?