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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay