What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears