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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears