How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor