How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor