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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor