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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor