How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor