How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Previous Random Joke Next

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Occam Jokes More Occam Jokes

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Occam Razor Jokes More Occam Razor Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor