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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor