Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor