Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor