Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor