Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
That you to fart.
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In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
Occam's razor
