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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor