Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor