Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor