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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor