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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor