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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Capitalist Jokes More Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Little Green Man Jokes More Little Green Man Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.