What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.