What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media