What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.