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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Capitalist Jokes More Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Little Green Man Jokes More Little Green Man Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.