They are both controlled by little green men.
They do Yoda.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Rich AND famous, apparently
The Rice-child was born.
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
A coup.
PARSLEYMONIOUS
An onion.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Basket-ball of course!
A GoProbe.
People that would use said word can't read.
Because there's not mushroom!