Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.