Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist?

Moo Nay!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

City Jokes More City Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.