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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

City Jokes More City Jokes

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.