The mare, of course
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Horses
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
There was a porkward silence
Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
The library, because it has the most stories.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.