Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

City Jokes More City Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby