Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses