Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego