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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race