What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.