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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.