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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.