What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.