What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.