What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race