Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The human one.
Owens can finish a race.
Racist
Races 'em.
He activated his bo...
They peng-win
The track is alright.
Because he ran ahead.
It had a short circuit.
He was just a little beet.
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The Finnish line.
A cab.
A Cheetah.
He knew a short cut.
Neightiri.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Because nothing is faster then Liecht!
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Because he couldn't race anymore!
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.
We're walking four abreast.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Society.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
A **decaf**alon
E B White
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
It runs against Hillary.
He couldn't get a head.
Because mites make rights, not lefts.
Because the bicycle was two tired.
An arms race.
They we're tied!
On your Marx, get set, go!
An all day run
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
I don't see color I see race
Ready steady glow!
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
Because it is using steroids.
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
In a cacti!
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Red, because it runs the most.
It ended in a tie.
It ran out of juice.
Finnish hymns
Finnish Hymn!
Squash.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Siamese twins.
So the other one would also drive
The Supreme Reader.
I haven't a clous.
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)
Lap-top!
At best they're ASICS.
He just took it in stride
