The rasit!
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The human one.
Owens can finish a race.
Racist
Head to head race
Races 'em.
He activated his bo...
He was running on fumes.
Because he always came in a lil behind.
They peng-win
The track is alright.
Because he ran ahead.
It had a short circuit.
He was just a little beet.
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The Finnish line.
A cab.
A Cheetah.
When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?
He knew a short cut.
Neightiri.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Because nothing is faster then Liecht!
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Because he couldn't race anymore!
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.
We're walking four abreast.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
He's just Biden his time.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Society.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
A **decaf**alon
E B White
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
It runs against Hillary.
He couldn't get a head.
Because mites make rights, not lefts.
Because the bicycle was two tired.
The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers
An arms race.
They we're tied!
On your Marx, get set, go!
An all day run
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
I don't see color I see race
Ready steady glow!
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
Because it is using steroids.
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
In a cacti!
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Red, because it runs the most.
It ended in a tie.
He took a short cut.
It ran out of juice.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Because German soldiers like to march in the shade
Because it follows the path of least resistance.
Having two legs
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
You start as a billionaire
LeBronze James
It was I, **RIO**!!!
He was rushin'
They were just Stalin for time.
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
Who knows, there is no tax record of it.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
A positive pregnancy test.
