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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.