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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.