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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who races the most?

The rasit!

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.