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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

France Jokes More France Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.