How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.