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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.