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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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How?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS