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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus