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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What is the richest beverage?

Juice.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus