Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Russell.

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Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.