Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (: