Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

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Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.