Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.