What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC