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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.