What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.