Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.