What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

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Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!