Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (: