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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus