Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.