Why did the bodybuilder stop in the mid...

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?