Huge Jackman
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
Because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A 6 pack and a potato.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
They were too constricting.
They re-coil!
The punchline is too long.
Pokemon Go!
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Amino acid!
An amateur teen ()
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
