Huge Jackman
They ran out of juice!
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
Because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"
Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else
He didn't habanero
Oranges.
Jose and Hose B
They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.
A barbequeue.
Because it did.
It was two tired.
Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Because 7 8 out 9.
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
Run Berry, run!
ATTACH!
