Huge Jackman
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
Because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Bob
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
A bear-icade
A medium medium on the median.
Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.
They always fold.
A Dell
FINNISH HYMN!
I'll tell you later.
Because they always take things literally
Jose and Hose B
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Because 7 ate 9 out
