Huge Jackman
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They ran out of juice!
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Muscle tone deaf.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
Because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
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It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
They re-coil!
He was coiled up!
The X-Men
Karma?
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Because it was a lame joke.
To break on through to the other side.
No whey Jose
That's no whey to go through life, son.
It's a long line of midgets!
THESE are the brakes!
Ho, tell me where my money is!
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."