Huge Jackman
They ran out of juice!
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
Because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
They always fold.
Amino acid!
25 letters after a, brah.
Gainsborough(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThomasGainsborough) Pronounced "Gainz, brah"
Sir Veza
Cuatro cinco
X and V. There's a C between them.
The X-Men
H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Because they change theirs more often
