Huge Jackman
They ran out of juice!
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
Because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
I can't go deep in juice.
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Earthquakes stop shaking
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
Because size matters.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
A barbequeue.
Hispantry
With Little Caesars
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
