Huge Jackman
They ran out of juice!
Because his pythons were sick
Weights
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because with them it always works out.
Because you can never be too careful.
Because it was a gun-free zone
How much do you whey bro
Because he wanted to get more definition.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
An amateur teen ()
You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
To go to the Gun Store!!
Don't worry, he'll tell you
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
By concentration.
Leddit go
Pod people.
Little.
Marshmallows
A 6-pack and a potato.
A 6 pack and a potato.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.