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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Waco Jokes More Waco Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast