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Long Line Jokes

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Jonestown Jokes More Jonestown Jokes

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Unemployment Line Jokes More Unemployment Line Jokes

What is long, black and stinks?

The unemployment line

What's long, dark, and stinks?

The unemployment line.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.