Long Line Jokes

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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Cookout Jokes More Cookout Jokes

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Unemployment Line Jokes More Unemployment Line Jokes

What's long, dark, and stinks?

The unemployment line.

Whats long black and stinky?

The unemployment line.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog