Weights
A barbequeue.
The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
The punch line.
Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
2016
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Because they take everything literally.
Nark Nark
Zoolander
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Because the devil takes many forms.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
There was no punch-line.
In the punch line
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Greasy, old kernels