Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.